Bill Solway;8:50am

Hey Bill.

This is, Edren T. Sumagaysay. Here’s the phone number for the new debutante, Gabriella. Let me know if her mom replied to your last e-mail. We need to schedule our weekends for the next couple of months. We wouldn’t want the debut practices to conflict with each other. We’re already doing two with the prospect of two plus this new possiblity of, Gabriella. So she’s going to have to let us know soon. Use your charm, sir. I thought at the meeting we had, she was giving you the eye. You should totally “take her out”, if you know what I mean. Just kidding. Or am I…?  

Anyway, I think I’ll just text you and Cookie Gabriella’s cell phone number. You never know who’s reading e-mails nowadays and I wouldn’t want to get in trouble for posting a private number.

Things are going according to plan, Bill. You’ll have your empire soon, right next to my bigger one. (Insert happy face.)

Edren T. Sumagaysay, the Prince of Guam