Dearest Anna Lisa Kristina;12:29pm

this is odd, friend.

i recieve TWO letters from you in the course of a year?!?!?! the world is going mad.

of course i remember! what are you going to be doing? vegas? mexico? canada? wait a minute, you’re a mommy twice now, so maybe disneyland? chuck e cheese? whatever it is, i’m down. i haven’t seen you in forever!

is it okay if i bring someone? someone like a hot chick to drive you mad with jealousy with? someone who you could’ve been if you were a little bit more patient? just kidding. don’t kill me, please. that would suck very much.

maybe i could take you out on wednesday. since that’s your actual birthday and all. have your husband take care of your kids while your old best friend shows you a good time. tell him i said so. unless he’s really big and knows how to grapple. if that’s the case, then tell him you said so.

let me know, sweety. peace out!